[So many people missing...and that town outside...abandoned, just like the one he came in at...]

H-Hey!

Everyone! What's happening?! So many people just-

It's the town, Right? It has to be-

[Spooked pause, a jump.]

H-Hello?!

[A shudder.]

Yoite-kun...p-please say that's you ( Read more... )

[Accidental voice as gau's fiddling with his junogam, apparently talking to himself with even less brain-mouth filter than usual.]

Aaah! I can't stop saying whatever's on my mind! I need help!
If this keeps up everyone will hate me!
I-I know! I'll type it!

[Switch.]

I really miss home ( Read more... )

[Crackling and shifting like the junogam’s being pulled along fabric, before there’s a hoarse whisper.]

If anybody can hear this, this is…Megu-.

This is…Gau.

I’m-

[A pause. Attempts at being rational, or casual.]Well, I was attacked. I was minding my business inside the town, too, so their security must be really terrible, because this one guy ( Read more... )

There's cake in the kitchen.
You can only eat it provided you wish Yoite-kun a Happy Birthday.
(NO EXCUSES!!!)

It's because of him that it's there in the first place, after all, so be grateful!
You can have as much as you like!
He's seventeen.

[Scrape, scrape, scrape, scraaaaaaaape. There's the sound of someone sharpening metal in the background before that irritated voice is back again...]

If anyone else is making use of the sickening infestation, and replenishing the food supply, then they should deliver the carcasses to the kitchen so I can prepare them for storage!

[Turns out ( Read more... )

[Mister perpetually-pissed-and-bossy is back, and he still talks slightly too loudly and too close to his junogam, ending most articulations with static, like he has to talk louder if he's talking to more people.]Excuse me, but Yoite-kun wants to organize people for a baseball game at ( Read more... )

NOBODY SHOULD TRY TO TAKE OFF THESE APPALLING COSTUMES!

They shrink even worse the second time!

[He tried. Of course he tried. You might try too if you ended up looking really mortifying in the mind of any clean and wholesome being on the planet. If you listen closely, you can practically hear the dominatrix boots in the background...]

If anyone ( Read more... )

[Someone's been turned into a swishy-fish, and boy has it surprised him. You'd be surprised, too if you were right in the middle of fighting someone who looked like he was about to kick your nerd ass and drag it through a dumpster, but then suddenly you had a big yellow tail like something out of a koi pond, and your opponent's drowning and doing ( Read more... )

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[This kid's been going around banging on everyone's doors worst than the ghosts for the past few hours trying to get a manual headcount on who's on the caravan based on who went missing the night before using the list of roommates that he copied back on day eleven or so. He's accepted word of mouth from roommates and the like if they've seen their ( Read more... )